As i walk into the valley with a dick in my hand
i was the greatest mofo in the goddamn land
I looked to the side and what did i see
I saw hundred naked women trying to fondle me
I nubbed 98 of them till my dick turn blue
Had a little whisky and nubbed the other 2.
ahh... what memories this poem brings back. PRIMARY sch dammit! how i missed the good ol days when there wasnt a care in the world... i was this innocent little P.O.S looking forward into adult hood. The first time i checked out a Porn Mag hah...what classic memories... honestly which guy out there hasnt had a brush with porn. go finger urself cause ur obviously lying :) I do not see why pple are so shoddy abt such issues Come'on PORN is like everywhere? its on TV Radio everthing. so pls bring ur squeaky clean image to hell u'll need it there. Anyway I had satay and indian rojak for dinner
... i was sitting next to this AH SUM... i accidentally said FUCK loudly.. she was like staring at me with this discriminating look. I smiled back and she *TSK* me, ok nvm THEN i dropped a piece of rojak SHE *TSK* again now i was getting pissed so i stared at her till she F O. DAmn whats with the aging generation nowadays.. cant they stop being such a kaypo. I pray for Singapore as we're GREYING... means MORE AH SUMS...god bless.
i was the greatest mofo in the goddamn land
I looked to the side and what did i see
I saw hundred naked women trying to fondle me
I nubbed 98 of them till my dick turn blue
Had a little whisky and nubbed the other 2.
ahh... what memories this poem brings back. PRIMARY sch dammit! how i missed the good ol days when there wasnt a care in the world... i was this innocent little P.O.S looking forward into adult hood. The first time i checked out a Porn Mag hah...what classic memories... honestly which guy out there hasnt had a brush with porn. go finger urself cause ur obviously lying :) I do not see why pple are so shoddy abt such issues Come'on PORN is like everywhere? its on TV Radio everthing. so pls bring ur squeaky clean image to hell u'll need it there. Anyway I had satay and indian rojak for dinner
... i was sitting next to this AH SUM... i accidentally said FUCK loudly.. she was like staring at me with this discriminating look. I smiled back and she *TSK* me, ok nvm THEN i dropped a piece of rojak SHE *TSK* again now i was getting pissed so i stared at her till she F O. DAmn whats with the aging generation nowadays.. cant they stop being such a kaypo. I pray for Singapore as we're GREYING... means MORE AH SUMS...god bless.
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