Wednesday, December 29, 2010
Friday, January 13, 2006
Thursday, December 01, 2005
i was the greatest mofo in the goddamn land
I looked to the side and what did i see
I saw hundred naked women trying to fondle me
I nubbed 98 of them till my dick turn blue
Had a little whisky and nubbed the other 2.
ahh... what memories this poem brings back. PRIMARY sch dammit! how i missed the good ol days when there wasnt a care in the world... i was this innocent little P.O.S looking forward into adult hood. The first time i checked out a Porn Mag hah...what classic memories... honestly which guy out there hasnt had a brush with porn. go finger urself cause ur obviously lying :) I do not see why pple are so shoddy abt such issues Come'on PORN is like everywhere? its on TV Radio everthing. so pls bring ur squeaky clean image to hell u'll need it there. Anyway I had satay and indian rojak for dinner
... i was sitting next to this AH SUM... i accidentally said FUCK loudly.. she was like staring at me with this discriminating look. I smiled back and she *TSK* me, ok nvm THEN i dropped a piece of rojak SHE *TSK* again now i was getting pissed so i stared at her till she F O. DAmn whats with the aging generation nowadays.. cant they stop being such a kaypo. I pray for Singapore as we're GREYING... means MORE AH SUMS...god bless.
Tuesday, November 29, 2005
M O : Open your boot.
Uncle : *steps out open* sir just some cooking oil and groceries.
Friend :*stare at M O*
*M O walks to friend*
M O : Boy got any cigarettes?
Friend : *thinks for a few seconds replies nervously* yes ah bang.
M O : *look at driver* U got or not?
Uncle : Yes i have
M O : THEN WHY ON THE DASHBOARD GOT 1 MORE packeT?!
Uncle : *cold sweat* ahh that one open already la i forgot la ah bang.
M O : any other illegal stuff? *starts opening drawers and shit*
Uncle and friend : Sweets
M O : WRIGLEY's SWEETS AH? What abt this VCDS?? U want me to FINE U 2?
Uncle : ah bang give chance la we friend friend.
M O : Don't do it again or i will catch you then i see how you ah bang me. *waves them through*
LOL fuking customs officer can be a bitch sometimes but hey if your nice to them im sure they will be nice to you :P enjoy this pic i took from Fish & Co. yum!
On the bus...i went into a deep slumber ... slept for like 5 hrs??? and i kept dreaming of something wierd...kept thinking of CRASHES.. doh fortunately i did not suffer any heart attacks or watever :P anyway i got myself back in one piece had 6 curry puffs for dinner woohoo i miss my sweet cheeks... i always eat like a king when im in KL... ill take some photos of the GOODIES next time enjoy this pic i took from THE RICE TABLE restaurant at Suntec Its really filling :P
Wednesday, November 16, 2005
Tuesday, November 15, 2005
So pls if any of you cratered face backstabbing critters want redemption STOP being so conniving and tell me in the face if you got a problem. Finally i came across lots of criticism abt another blogger, Dawn Yang? i dunno if it rings a bell but i been to some of her before and after blogs... all i want to know is DAWN is the before pic really you??? can you tell me ur beauty secrets cause i look like a shoddy wannabe office boy lol. Alright signing off now laters all.
Friday, November 11, 2005
Yes look at that each woman has an hour glass that shows how much time the guy has before she wraps it up and chow down on you... some it might be 100yrs but usually its much much less and before u even know it bye your so dead. But babe i am foolishly attracted by your round bottom and i know im gonna be dinner soon but hey we only live once i want to live it well so go ahead EAT ME.