Yesterday a friend told me a scenario which i think was rather interesting, when he and his uncle drove up to JB last night. They had a yummy good time from satays to black sauce mee apart from the 2 hr initial jam HAHA. (a bit annoyed i wasn't invited) Anyway it was when they were returning at abt 1am-2am they were dissed completely by the customs officer lol. As his uncle was driving a sports coupe and seeing that the vehicle has 2 very suspicious looking individuals, this malay officer was quite stringent on the check this was the conversation.

M O : Open your boot.

Uncle : *steps out open* sir just some cooking oil and groceries.

Friend :*stare at M O*

*M O walks to friend*

M O : Boy got any cigarettes?

Friend : *thinks for a few seconds replies nervously* yes ah bang.

M O : *look at driver* U got or not?

Uncle : Yes i have

M O : THEN WHY ON THE DASHBOARD GOT 1 MORE packeT?!

Uncle : *cold sweat* ahh that one open already la i forgot la ah bang.

M O : any other illegal stuff? *starts opening drawers and shit*

Uncle and friend : Sweets

M O : WRIGLEY's SWEETS AH? What abt this VCDS?? U want me to FINE U 2?

Uncle : ah bang give chance la we friend friend.

M O : Don't do it again or i will catch you then i see how you ah bang me. *waves them through*

LOL fuking customs officer can be a bitch sometimes but hey if your nice to them im sure they will be nice to you :P enjoy this pic i took from Fish & Co. yum!

argh... I hate RUDE people!!! When i was on the bus to BUDURAYA (situated in KL) some fuking fat ass brown bitch bumped into me. I was like expecting an apology BUT NO, She still *TSSSSSSSK* me im like HEY BIATCH ur fat ass bumped into me and you still got the cheek to TSkKKKK me?!?!, nvm i reached my destination decided to have a bowl of congee. There was a slight drizzle this morning so.. i had to share a table with some middle aged geezer, when i sat down he gave me an irritable stare so i just looked away and ordered my food completely oblivious to his existence. Had this wonderful nice meal :)

On the bus...i went into a deep slumber ... slept for like 5 hrs??? and i kept dreaming of something wierd...kept thinking of CRASHES.. doh fortunately i did not suffer any heart attacks or watever :P anyway i got myself back in one piece had 6 curry puffs for dinner woohoo i miss my sweet cheeks... i always eat like a king when im in KL... ill take some photos of the GOODIES next time enjoy this pic i took from THE RICE TABLE restaurant at Suntec Its really filling :P

So what now? for love or for Security? which would women prefer??? what is love without security? and vice versa. Well i do not see why a couple cant be together for love and built security as time passes, is it not possible??? well according to my references women of this day and age can come up with all sorts of nonsensical excuses to prove that their theories are right *clap* well done. Im not saying security is not important, but what if the individual makes it up with pure love from his / her heart? maybe not wealthy but full of goodness from within? can't these things be substituted??? does that allow me to be a bastard if im flithy rich? wreck girls lives by toying with their feelings??? bottom line is i dont see as long as a couple is not SUFFERING together as in Begging or shit, they cant have the rights to be with each other. Babe thats all i can say, My feelings have been true all the while and i just hope it will be recipocated. ill dedicate this pic to you, to prove how much i treasure u :(

I travel to and fro M'sia so often im beginning to wonder if im eligible for some MILES scheme :P the last trip there was really fattening i was only EATING and SLEEPING for the whole 3 days i averaged 5 meals a day!!! Morning Breakfast, Pre Lunch, Lunch, Tea Time, Dinner and SUpper!!! feeling so sinful now...i tell everyone im bellumic its the truth!!! Last week i had the rear end of office politics some pimple cratered face crack whore was bad mouthing me soon after i left office -_- BAH! and my superior was dumb enough to listen to that woman's propaganda. Nvm.. that misunderstanding caused me to get lesser assignments now, some pple never heard of karma? Well one thing's for sure this is kinda like how her face looks like !

So pls if any of you cratered face backstabbing critters want redemption STOP being so conniving and tell me in the face if you got a problem. Finally i came across lots of criticism abt another blogger, Dawn Yang? i dunno if it rings a bell but i been to some of her before and after blogs... all i want to know is DAWN is the before pic really you??? can you tell me ur beauty secrets cause i look like a shoddy wannabe office boy lol. Alright signing off now laters all.

Woman are vicious and dangerous... they always want to prey on obliging men... I dont understand how can such a sweet demure person transform into something so terribly freaky. I always try to give and take...but they are never satisfied...therefore i have came to one conclusion. They have been showing signs to us all along... women are ...
Yes look at that each woman has an hour glass that shows how much time the guy has before she wraps it up and chow down on you... some it might be 100yrs but usually its much much less and before u even know it bye your so dead. But babe i am foolishly attracted by your round bottom and i know im gonna be dinner soon but hey we only live once i want to live it well so go ahead EAT ME.

Im back!!! after a long break its time to dish out the dirt. It was a gruelling week...My babe was in town yay!!! we had lots of good food, im really glad she knows how to cook cause... im constantly hungry and its good when someone is serving u haha... The best feeling to have : when your gaming you know that someone is there thinking abt you :) Its the quality time that counts not so much the quantity. On saturday, i managed to join the SUBARU TEAM CHALLENGE!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!! i got through all the way to the placementS!!! and guess wat i was fucked right from the start, my position was so crappy i had to arch my back and bow down a little cause my hands were too short. To make matters worse... the guy in front of me was constantly fidgeting and kept bumping into me farking asshole, i was like pls fuck off ur backside is touching my dick. He got 2 warnings thanks to me. :D Ok ad the hours passed... i was getting a little dazed... freaking t- shirt was super small i was like heaving for air in that top, we were all standing next to each other like packed sardines the smell was so intoxicating i also collapsed. My babe came to see me at 7pm i was so glad she came...the last thing i needed was to be all alone... so i stood ard 10 -11 hrs b4 succumbing to the fatigue and lack of proper body posture... all i can say to the other contestants pls break ur limbs while ur at it cause i know my back is destroyed! >.< If i ever had the chance to do this shit again ill prolly check my position and chicken out if its fucked up. XD